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Recent Movie Reviews

Paradox: Cat and Toast Paradox: Cat and Toast

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Below Par...

This flash does not deserve a 4.00; the paradox itself is very humorous and a genius of an idea so that's the only reason this got such a high rating. The flash seems almost effortless at depicting it.

GermanSoldierLock responds:

it probably is

Super smash bros ST 4 Super smash bros ST 4

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

"We need to help Samus lest hurry hurry!!!"

Dude no offense but if you're not good with English how do you expect to pull off great dialogue? And it's especially what you needed seeing that this whole flash was fabricated around people talking to build up a storyline toward the epic fight scenes.

Speaking of the fight scenes, they were great, so perhaps instead of trying hard for storylines, experiment by making a flash solely based on action (and you'll hvae more time to polish it up)- more like xiao xiao, and see how you go from there.

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Hendertaker responds:

roaltyx makes the speech now and he is good making lines and he knows alot english

Final Fantasy -2 Final Fantasy -2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I'm not a final fantasy fan at all and I must say that was a pretty neat movie. Looking forward to the next one. ^^

Yoogain responds:

next one will hopefully be out soon

Recent Game Reviews

Mastermind: WC Mastermind: WC

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Mastermind makes a superb series...

...but not a superb game. The animation is perfect, along with TomaMoto's voice acting which I can't get enough of, but god dammit if I wanted a game with a learning curve of 3 hours I wouldn't have come to newgrounds.

So skipping an in-depth review and giving an overall judgement. +10 for a good game. -6 for too much shit to learn.

Rate this review useless and call me a cynic.

The-Swain responds:

Technically, you only HAVE to steal cash + steal science all the way til the end of the game. The extras are totally optional, which is why the tutorial (a minute long ordeal at most) focuses only the mandatory basics.

I've beaten this game without having to so much as acknowledge the extras, but to each his own.

You should have seen this game BEFORE I made it comprehensive ;)

RaidenX RaidenX

Rated 5 / 5 stars


...this game is a dream come true... the kinda arcadey powerup plane game i've been waiting for... beautiful...

Subliminal Messages* Subliminal Messages*

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Wow that's so interesting... I knew she was a slut!

Deathfive responds:

lol we all did ha thx for the good rating and tell your friends to give this "5"s LOL =)

Recent Audio Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Champion Battle Champion Battle

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


you gave me that tingly feeling that you get in your cheeks..

TheGimpsta responds:

Awesome! Thanks for the 9!

Oro N' API - Density Oro N' API - Density

Rated 5 / 5 stars

;) that was hot

you make me so hornay babay... ;)